Zombie Bums From Uranus
“‘Red sky at night, bum-fighter’s delight,’ said Gran as she peered over the top of her glasses. ‘Red sky in the morning . . . bum-fighter’s warning.’ ‘You don’t really believe that nonsense, do you?’ said Eleanor.
‘Believe it?’ said Gran. ‘I’ll have you know, I made that “nonsense” up!’ Eleanor clapped her hand to her forehead. ‘Of course,’ she said, ‘I should have known.’ ‘When you’ve been fighting bums for as long as I have,’ said Gran, ‘you notice things. After a hard day’s bum-fighting,... the redness in the sky at night is caused by the refraction of the sun’s rays through the huge amount of gas emitted by slaughtered bums.’ ‘The death stink,’ said Zack, remembering the Great White Bum’s outpouring in the bumcano.
‘Yes,’ said Gran, ‘that’s right. And that’s good. But redness in the morning is not good. The gas should have cleared by then. Redness in the morning can mean only one thing.MoreLess
‘Believe it?’ said Gran. ‘I’ll have you know, I made that “nonsense” up!’ Eleanor clapped her hand to her forehead. ‘Of course,’ she said, ‘I should have known.’ ‘When you’ve been fighting bums for as long as I have,’ said Gran, ‘you notice things. After a hard day’s bum-fighting,... the redness in the sky at night is caused by the refraction of the sun’s rays through the huge amount of gas emitted by slaughtered bums.’ ‘The death stink,’ said Zack, remembering the Great White Bum’s outpouring in the bumcano.
‘Yes,’ said Gran, ‘that’s right. And that’s good. But redness in the morning is not good. The gas should have cleared by then. Redness in the morning can mean only one thing.MoreLess
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