Zero Tolerance Meets the Alien Death Ray And Other (Mostly) Inappropriate Stories
“Roy was fine being around other animals, even after we walked into my first-period math class and saw the tiger lying next to Mr.
Stockton's desk. At first, I thought it was fake. Mr. Stockton is a bit of a joker. But then I noticed that the tiger's flanks were moving slowly with each breath. As I said, Roy was fine — but I could feel myself tense up a bit.
"She's safe," Mr. Stockton said. "She just had a big meal. Sheeba won't want to do anything except nap for a while." "Okay..." I pulled bac...k on the leash as Roy tried to get close enough to sniff the tiger.
"You're just a big kitty, aren't you?" Mr.
Stockton said. He knelt down and ruffled the tiger's head. "Who's my sweet girl? Who's my little biddle kitty-iddle." I led Roy over to my seat in the second row.
I was the first one there, which meant I got to watch the rest of the class come in. It was pretty much a three-step process. Step one: walk in, all proud of your pet — whether it was a cat, a rat, or a salamander — and all ready to get attention.MoreLess
Stockton's desk. At first, I thought it was fake. Mr. Stockton is a bit of a joker. But then I noticed that the tiger's flanks were moving slowly with each breath. As I said, Roy was fine — but I could feel myself tense up a bit.
"She's safe," Mr. Stockton said. "She just had a big meal. Sheeba won't want to do anything except nap for a while." "Okay..." I pulled bac...k on the leash as Roy tried to get close enough to sniff the tiger.
"You're just a big kitty, aren't you?" Mr.
Stockton said. He knelt down and ruffled the tiger's head. "Who's my sweet girl? Who's my little biddle kitty-iddle." I led Roy over to my seat in the second row.
I was the first one there, which meant I got to watch the rest of the class come in. It was pretty much a three-step process. Step one: walk in, all proud of your pet — whether it was a cat, a rat, or a salamander — and all ready to get attention.MoreLess
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