Your Mother Was a Neanderthal

Jon Scieszka

Authors: Jon Scieszka

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““Yeah, Mr. Great Idea. Go tell him he’s extinct,” said Fred.
We flattened ourselves against the rock. We were trapped.
“Forget talking,” whispered Sam. “Joe, how about some magic? Quick.”
I held up my straw.
“I don’t think so,” said Fred. “Grab these rocks. Maybe we can scare it off.”
Fred picked up a stone and leaned back to throw. That’s when his leaf started to slip. The dinosaur roared. Fred tried to pull up his leaf pants with one hand, and throw with the other. He hopped on one leg and th...en crashed into Sam and me and knocked us all into a heap. The dinosaur roared again and then suddenly hiccupped and laughed.
Sam and I looked at each other.
The dinosaur laughed.
We all looked closer.
The dinosaur laughed and shook and then lost its head. I mean it really lost its head. The head fell out of the bushes and rolled down a little hill. The bushes kept laughing.
The bushes shook again and three girls stumbled out, laughing so hard they could hardly stand up.MoreLess Read More Read Less