Wool: a Parody
“There is no other, only wool. The wool is the life. We can’t have cotton. We must have wool. Everything is wool. Wool keeps people warm and cozy. Cotton is not anywhere in sight, only wool.
Wool is soft and cuddly. Wool must be used to survive. Wool will keep people camouflaged. It will keep us from freezing. We need the wool. We must not eat the wool. Wool can be used for our underwear. The women can use it to cover their breasts.
Wool is what makes people stay sane. Without wool, we are nothing in the world. We must try to grow a tree of wool. The children can bathe in wool. Wool must not be expensive. The sheep are outside. That is where we get the wool.
We can sell the wool for a cheap price. People will buy the wool. Wool can make us stronger. If we have enough wool, we can turn it into cotton. We have no cotton, only wool.
Wool is worth every penny. I did not know that wool would be so important.
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