Woman Walks Into a Bar
“How do you know when you’ve got an elephant in your fridge?
There are footprints in the butter!
I groaned but couldn’t help laughing. That one was pretty funny, if you had the mentality of a four-year-old. Joy found it hilarious.
“Get a move on, girls!” Sandra bellowed across at us. “Break was over five minutes ago!”
The three of us stood up and started to make our way back to the shop floor. Marie first, then me, followed by Joy trailing behind. Joy was complaining because she was on tampons.
“I wish I was on tampons,” I said to her over my shoulder. “I’m on fresh fish. I hate fresh fish, it makes me want to gag.”
“Marie,” Joy called out as we filed out of the canteen. “You’ve got to get her off fresh fish. We don’t want her stinking of fish guts tonight, do we?”
Marie was the shift checkout captain.
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