Wise Follies
“And just when I’d given up on them too. It happened last week. And in the most unlikely circumstances. I feel as though I’m David Attenborough. I feel I should be crouching in some jungle with a camera crew, talking in hushed tones. ‘We’d better be quiet, this species can wander off rather easily,’ I’d tell them. ‘Notice the distinctive markings. He may be the only one who is not in captivity. His name is James Mitchel.’ The hour before I met James Mitchel, I was typing frantically at my kitchen table. ‘Rub some fruit yogurt on his chest,’ I wrote, ‘and then, very gently lick it off, letting your tongue linger sensuously round his nipples while…’ I paused. I pause a lot while writing articles for the magazine. Sarah wanted me to enumerate all the sensuous things women can do with items that benefit from cold storage. ‘Sex Comes in from the Cold’ – that’s what she’s called the article. I was in a bit of a quandary about whether to include mayonnaise.
‘Mira, would you lick mayonnaise of...f a man’s inner thigh area?’ I called out.MoreLess
‘Mira, would you lick mayonnaise of...f a man’s inner thigh area?’ I called out.MoreLess
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