William Shakespeare's the Jedi Doth Return (2014)
“The desert planet Tatooine, at Jabba’s Palace.
Enter C-3PO and R2-D2.
C-3PO Again, R2, we are on Tatooine.
I would not e’er have ventur’d to return Unto this place most desolate and wild, Except that Master Luke hath sent us here Upon an errand. Yet I know not what Our message is, but only that I should To Jabba of the Hutt deliver it.
O place most barren—I have miss’d thee not.
R2-D2 Beep, squeak?
C-3PO —Indeed I am afraid, R2, And so shouldst thou be, too, for Lando of Calrissian and brave Ch...ewbacca ne’er Return’d from here.
R2-D2 —Beep, whistle, squeak.
C-3PO —Be not So certain, R2, for if thou didst know But half of all that I have heard about This Jabba of the Hutt—his cruelty, how He tortures innocents, and all the beasts He keeps to do his will—belike thou wouldst Short-circuit.
R2-D2 —Hoo.
[They approach the door of Jabba’s palace.
C-3PO —And now we have arriv’d.
But art thou sure this is the place, R2?
Mayhap ’tis best if I do knock? [ He knocks.] Alas, There’s none to see us in, so let us go!MoreLess
Enter C-3PO and R2-D2.
C-3PO Again, R2, we are on Tatooine.
I would not e’er have ventur’d to return Unto this place most desolate and wild, Except that Master Luke hath sent us here Upon an errand. Yet I know not what Our message is, but only that I should To Jabba of the Hutt deliver it.
O place most barren—I have miss’d thee not.
R2-D2 Beep, squeak?
C-3PO —Indeed I am afraid, R2, And so shouldst thou be, too, for Lando of Calrissian and brave Ch...ewbacca ne’er Return’d from here.
R2-D2 —Beep, whistle, squeak.
C-3PO —Be not So certain, R2, for if thou didst know But half of all that I have heard about This Jabba of the Hutt—his cruelty, how He tortures innocents, and all the beasts He keeps to do his will—belike thou wouldst Short-circuit.
R2-D2 —Hoo.
[They approach the door of Jabba’s palace.
C-3PO —And now we have arriv’d.
But art thou sure this is the place, R2?
Mayhap ’tis best if I do knock? [ He knocks.] Alas, There’s none to see us in, so let us go!MoreLess
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