When Elves Attack
“Past the exit for the annual strawberry festival in Plant City. A dinosaur statue advertised a roadside attraction of more dinosaur statues. An RV dealership tried to lure customers from the highway with a row of silver Airstream trailers buried halfway in the ground straight up.
Serge took an off-ramp for Lakeland. He held a driver’s license under the map light and navigated through the streets for an address.
“Good, it’s rural.” Serge cruised slowly through a sparse neighborhood with drainage... ditches near the road and no sidewalk. He slowed and double-checked the street number again. “This is the place.”
The Chevelle backed into the driveway. The trunk opened. Serge grabbed wrists.
Coleman grabbed ankles. “How many times have we done this?”
“I’ve lost count.”
“He’s heavier than most.”
Twenty minutes later. Thick ropes tied cowboy boots to the legs of a wooden chair, sitting alone in the middle of a dark living room. More ropes around his chest and hands.
Serge was faced the other way, on his knees, assembling another unique . . .MoreLess
Serge took an off-ramp for Lakeland. He held a driver’s license under the map light and navigated through the streets for an address.
“Good, it’s rural.” Serge cruised slowly through a sparse neighborhood with drainage... ditches near the road and no sidewalk. He slowed and double-checked the street number again. “This is the place.”
The Chevelle backed into the driveway. The trunk opened. Serge grabbed wrists.
Coleman grabbed ankles. “How many times have we done this?”
“I’ve lost count.”
“He’s heavier than most.”
Twenty minutes later. Thick ropes tied cowboy boots to the legs of a wooden chair, sitting alone in the middle of a dark living room. More ropes around his chest and hands.
Serge was faced the other way, on his knees, assembling another unique . . .MoreLess
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