“Harri sniffs and looks around for toilet paper to blow her nose. True to form, the roll on the cistern is empty, save for half a sheet. On closer inspection, Harri discovers that the remaining remnant is the crackly medicated variety of toilet paper, wryly christened by Stella as ‘scratch and sniff’. Despite the panic still gripping her insides, Harri finds herself smiling. ‘. . . And one, two, three, four . . . come on now, keep working, everybody!’ Stella leaned over to Harri. ‘How many sacks... did you say there were?’ Harri grimaced. ‘Four. Enormous ones.’ ‘You’re kidding me!’ ‘. . . Good, people! Now, into your side lunges, stretch out wide . . .’ ‘I am not kidding.’ ‘So have you read them all, yet?’ ‘. . . two, three, four . . . stretch even more if you can . . .’ ‘No, I haven’t.’ Stella gawped at her. ‘Well, don’t you think you need to maybe start?’ ‘. . . Really focus on your abs now and keep your chin nice and high . . .’ ‘I guess I had better start on them soon – if for nothing else than to get my living room back.MoreLessRead More Read Less
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