“Sixteen and absolutely ignorant of all the things ‘normal’ people take for granted, like friendship, or late-night singing sessions, or microwaves, trainers and oven chips, or EastEnders, or the difference between a flare and an Aline, or Catcher in the Rye, or vodka and orange, or full-day lie-ins, or the vital importance of the offside rule, or why everybody loves Jimmy Stewart, or backpacking, or horoscopes, or washing ’n’ going, or how to balance on heels, or how to make a water bomb from a... condom, or agadoo-doo-doo, or crisp sandwiches, or riding bikes without hands, or copping a feel, or lesbianism, or parents who dance embarrassingly at parties, or crying yourself to sleep over someone who’s dumped you, or sibling rivalry, or chocolate in bed, or Smash Hits, or Purple Ronnie, or detention, or food fights, or afternoons in the movies, or homework excuses, or Valentines, or lipsalve, or fuck-me shoes, or Narnia books, or pot noodle, or charter flights, or Saturday jobs, or any of the myriad subjects with which our generation breaks the ice and finds things in common with each other.MoreLessRead More Read Less
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