Unidentified Funny Objects 2
““Are you certain? I don’t mean to distress you, but the gigantosaur has finished his meal—I believe it took three bites, though there is a 14.2 percent chance that it took four, given his missing teeth—and he will be upon you in approximately fifty-three seconds.”
“Oh, shit!” said Donahue. “Let us back in. At least you’re armored.”
“Please replace the tool kit first,” said Quatermain. “We can’t leave it here for some unsuspecting animal to injure itself on.”
Tarica raced to the back... of the vehicle.
“Open the goddamned trunk!” he bellowed.
“Sorry,” said Quatermain. The trunk opened, Tarica hurled the tool kit into it, and it slammed shut.
“You shouldn’t have yelled so loud,” said Quatermain, as the ground began to shake. “The sound of the human voice seems to enrage the gigantosaur. He will be here in nineteen seconds.”MoreLess
“Oh, shit!” said Donahue. “Let us back in. At least you’re armored.”
“Please replace the tool kit first,” said Quatermain. “We can’t leave it here for some unsuspecting animal to injure itself on.”
Tarica raced to the back... of the vehicle.
“Open the goddamned trunk!” he bellowed.
“Sorry,” said Quatermain. The trunk opened, Tarica hurled the tool kit into it, and it slammed shut.
“You shouldn’t have yelled so loud,” said Quatermain, as the ground began to shake. “The sound of the human voice seems to enrage the gigantosaur. He will be here in nineteen seconds.”MoreLess
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