Under Contract (The Geg Series)
“In five ... four ... three ... two ... one.
“What the fuck’s going on with you?” CiCi bellows as she barges into my bedroom. “You haven’t picked up the damn phone all day and you had Mom call me to take the dogs? I sat on the fucking phone with her for a goddamn hour listening to her conjure up every goddamn ailment known to man to diagnose you with! Your fucking fingers broken—you couldn’t call me yourself?” She plops onto my bed.
I raise my left hand up in the air and flip her off. “Nope ... ...still workin’!” I inform her.
“Charley, what’s going on?” She pushes at my shoulder. I sigh and turn to her—better to get this over with quickly. “Hmm ... red, puffy eyes and nose, a mountain of old used tissues, favorite ugly-ass comfy pajamas, and shipping kids and dogs off to somewhere else for the night,” she says and taps her lips with her index finger. “It seems to me that you’ve come down with a case of ‘Mitch is a motherfucking dickhead who should have his balls cut off and fed to him.’ Am I right?”MoreLess
“What the fuck’s going on with you?” CiCi bellows as she barges into my bedroom. “You haven’t picked up the damn phone all day and you had Mom call me to take the dogs? I sat on the fucking phone with her for a goddamn hour listening to her conjure up every goddamn ailment known to man to diagnose you with! Your fucking fingers broken—you couldn’t call me yourself?” She plops onto my bed.
I raise my left hand up in the air and flip her off. “Nope ... ...still workin’!” I inform her.
“Charley, what’s going on?” She pushes at my shoulder. I sigh and turn to her—better to get this over with quickly. “Hmm ... red, puffy eyes and nose, a mountain of old used tissues, favorite ugly-ass comfy pajamas, and shipping kids and dogs off to somewhere else for the night,” she says and taps her lips with her index finger. “It seems to me that you’ve come down with a case of ‘Mitch is a motherfucking dickhead who should have his balls cut off and fed to him.’ Am I right?”MoreLess
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