Undead
“When the vampire needed to validate itself and tighten into modern times, it sank its teeth into eastern Europe, near the “real” Dracula’s place.
In the 1720’s, the Serbian villagers of Medveja exhumed the corpse of a bandit who had fallen off a hay wagon. Since his death six weeks earlier, local people said that he had been visiting them at night, trying to drink their blood. More than a dozen people had died, presumed killed by this undead figure, whose name had been Arnaud Paole. (Note: Bram... Stoker’s original title for Dracula was The Un-Dead.) When they took him from the grave, Arnaud’s cadaver hadn’t decayed. In fact, he had grown new fingernails, and his veins and arteries flowed with fresh blood. His new job as a vampire had also given him a bonus; he was found, in his coffin, to have a splendid Viagra profile: if you’re going to become a legend, live up to it.
They drove a stake through Arnaud’s undead heart and burnt his body, the regulation disposal method for all vampires.MoreLess
In the 1720’s, the Serbian villagers of Medveja exhumed the corpse of a bandit who had fallen off a hay wagon. Since his death six weeks earlier, local people said that he had been visiting them at night, trying to drink their blood. More than a dozen people had died, presumed killed by this undead figure, whose name had been Arnaud Paole. (Note: Bram... Stoker’s original title for Dracula was The Un-Dead.) When they took him from the grave, Arnaud’s cadaver hadn’t decayed. In fact, he had grown new fingernails, and his veins and arteries flowed with fresh blood. His new job as a vampire had also given him a bonus; he was found, in his coffin, to have a splendid Viagra profile: if you’re going to become a legend, live up to it.
They drove a stake through Arnaud’s undead heart and burnt his body, the regulation disposal method for all vampires.MoreLess
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