Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Weird Inventions
“Claude Rossel opened his private clinic, Centre Biotonus Clinique Bon Port, with the intention of taking both the physical health and mental balance of patients into account. For those who can’t afford to pop over to Switzerland at the drop of a hat, however, the clinic has designed the Relaxman Relaxation Capsule.
If you’re stressed out about your stress levels, finding yourself increasingly desperate to unwind, and—we really can’t stress this particular bit enough—you have $50,000 lying around, then you could do a lot worse than spending it on a Relaxman. Purportedly soundproof, lightproof, and heatproof, the capsule features a water mattress that remains heated to body temperature and plays pre-programmed music to soothe whatever savage beast lies down inside.
The advertisement for the Relaxman cites source-free research that conveniently shows that “a 50-minute rest in the negative ion-enriched atmosphere effectively helps reduce tension, anxiety, depression, and fatigue.”
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