Two Pints (2012)
“— Sad.
— Desperate.
— She was a great young one.
— She was forty-eight.
— But she was always a young one. D’yeh know what I mean?
— An’ forty-eight’s young these days annyway.
— True. She’s at home, fuckin’ devastated.
— Whitney?
— Stop bein’ thick. The wife. She felt a special – I don’t know – a link, I suppose. Our youngest, Kevin, yeh know – he was conceived after we saw The Bodyguard.
— In the fuckin’ cinema?
— No, we made it home. Well – the front garden.
— Nice one.
— We stopped at the bo...ozer – here actually, upstairs. An’ the chipper.
— Romantic.
— Fuck off. The chips were her idea.
— The ride was yours, but, was it?
— No, no. She took the initiative there as well. Thing was, she thought the fillum was the best thing she’d ever seen an’ I thought it was a load o’ shite.
— Bet you didn’t tell her that.
— I forgot. So anyway, Kevin arrived the nine months later.
— Hang on. Kevin Costner.
— Exactly; yeah.MoreLess
— Desperate.
— She was a great young one.
— She was forty-eight.
— But she was always a young one. D’yeh know what I mean?
— An’ forty-eight’s young these days annyway.
— True. She’s at home, fuckin’ devastated.
— Whitney?
— Stop bein’ thick. The wife. She felt a special – I don’t know – a link, I suppose. Our youngest, Kevin, yeh know – he was conceived after we saw The Bodyguard.
— In the fuckin’ cinema?
— No, we made it home. Well – the front garden.
— Nice one.
— We stopped at the bo...ozer – here actually, upstairs. An’ the chipper.
— Romantic.
— Fuck off. The chips were her idea.
— The ride was yours, but, was it?
— No, no. She took the initiative there as well. Thing was, she thought the fillum was the best thing she’d ever seen an’ I thought it was a load o’ shite.
— Bet you didn’t tell her that.
— I forgot. So anyway, Kevin arrived the nine months later.
— Hang on. Kevin Costner.
— Exactly; yeah.MoreLess
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