Two More Pints (2014)
“— To Celtic?
— Wha’?
— Has he gone to Celtic?
— Fuckin’ who?
— Kenny. The young lad tha’ plays for Home Farm. Celtic and Colchester were lookin’ at him an’— — Pat Kenny. From RTE.
— What about him?
— He’s gone.
— ’Course he’s gone. It’s the summer. They all fuck off for the summer in tha’ place.
— No— — Replaced by even bigger fuckin’ eejits than themselves.
— No— — Even the news. Kids from Transition Year do the reportin’ an’ tha’. Little fellas an’ girls standin’ on boxes so their faces can r...each the camera.
— Will yeh fuckin’ listen— — While the other red-faced fuckin’ wasters get the same holidays as the teachers they’re all married to an’ fuck off to France an’ Donegal.
— He’s fuckin’ gone, I’m tellin’ yeh!
— Who?
— Kenny! He’s gone. For good.
— For ever, like?
— Yeah.
— Did he bring Joe Duffy with him, did he?
— Not as far as I know.
— So. Just to be clear. Pat Kenny doesn’t work for RTE annymore.MoreLess
— Wha’?
— Has he gone to Celtic?
— Fuckin’ who?
— Kenny. The young lad tha’ plays for Home Farm. Celtic and Colchester were lookin’ at him an’— — Pat Kenny. From RTE.
— What about him?
— He’s gone.
— ’Course he’s gone. It’s the summer. They all fuck off for the summer in tha’ place.
— No— — Replaced by even bigger fuckin’ eejits than themselves.
— No— — Even the news. Kids from Transition Year do the reportin’ an’ tha’. Little fellas an’ girls standin’ on boxes so their faces can r...each the camera.
— Will yeh fuckin’ listen— — While the other red-faced fuckin’ wasters get the same holidays as the teachers they’re all married to an’ fuck off to France an’ Donegal.
— He’s fuckin’ gone, I’m tellin’ yeh!
— Who?
— Kenny! He’s gone. For good.
— For ever, like?
— Yeah.
— Did he bring Joe Duffy with him, did he?
— Not as far as I know.
— So. Just to be clear. Pat Kenny doesn’t work for RTE annymore.MoreLess
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