Twisted Sisters (2014)
“I attach my iPod to the device that tracks my pace and pulse and weave my hair into a fat braid. My hair’s probably the one frivolous thing about me—to appear my most professional, I should sport a neat, swingy, shoulder-length bob. Instead, I have the thick, dark tresses of a country music star, or possibly Wonder Woman. Actually, I heard the comparison a lot as a kid since I also have light blue eyes rimmed in gray and pale skin, much like Lynda Carter in those old reruns. (Minus the leotard,... golden lasso, and ridiculous jugs, mind you.) Geri’s always saying my long hair dates me, and then Mary Mac will chime in about that being impossible, as no one wants to date me.
Yes, ha-ha-ha!
P.S. That’s why you’re not in my will.
Those two have always been envious of my looks. Whereas I’m a contrast in darks and lights, with long, toned limbs, they’re short, red, and rotund and appear predisposed for guarding pots of gold or bitching about “me lucky charms.”MoreLess
Yes, ha-ha-ha!
P.S. That’s why you’re not in my will.
Those two have always been envious of my looks. Whereas I’m a contrast in darks and lights, with long, toned limbs, they’re short, red, and rotund and appear predisposed for guarding pots of gold or bitching about “me lucky charms.”MoreLess
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