Truly Tasteless Jokes Two
“(Put Velcro on the ceiling.) How do you get ‘em down?
Invite some Mexican kids over and tell them it’s a pinata party.
* What’s the definition of worthless?
A seven-foot-two-inch black with a small cock who can’t play basketball.
* Did you hear the Harlem High school cheer?
Barbecue, watermelon, Cadillac car; We’re not as dumb As you think we is!
* There was this football coach who wasn’t too pleased with the way his team was performing; their record was 0—6 and it was already half way through ...the season. He didn’t know quite what to do about it, though, since he couldn’t figure out whether the play book was too complicated or whether the players were simply unable to play any better. Finally he decided that the best solution was to simplify the play book, reducing the number of plays to something even the most thick-headed guy on the team could understand.
So after a particularly depressing defeat, he called his muddy and battered team together and explained that from now on they would only have to master four plays, and that he had simplified the calls as follows: NRR, NRL, SPDN, and WBK.MoreLess
Invite some Mexican kids over and tell them it’s a pinata party.
* What’s the definition of worthless?
A seven-foot-two-inch black with a small cock who can’t play basketball.
* Did you hear the Harlem High school cheer?
Barbecue, watermelon, Cadillac car; We’re not as dumb As you think we is!
* There was this football coach who wasn’t too pleased with the way his team was performing; their record was 0—6 and it was already half way through ...the season. He didn’t know quite what to do about it, though, since he couldn’t figure out whether the play book was too complicated or whether the players were simply unable to play any better. Finally he decided that the best solution was to simplify the play book, reducing the number of plays to something even the most thick-headed guy on the team could understand.
So after a particularly depressing defeat, he called his muddy and battered team together and explained that from now on they would only have to master four plays, and that he had simplified the calls as follows: NRR, NRL, SPDN, and WBK.MoreLess
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