Truly Tasteless Jokes Three
“He left his foot on the gas.
* What did the leper who was trying to lift something heavy say to the other leper?
“Give me a hand.”
* “Mrs. Morris, can Scotty come out to play?”
“Now, children, you know Scotty has leprosy.”
“Well, can we come in and watch him rot?”
* Did you hear about the leper who robbed a house?
He was doing fine until the dog started barking, and then he went all to pieces.
* A leper who was so ashamed of his appearance that he hadn't been out of the house in ten years was f...inally persuaded to take his family out to a restaurant in the neighborhood. While waiting for his order, he noticed a man in the corner pointing and laughing. “What's so funny, buddy?” the leper asked, walking over to him.
“Nothing at all,” replied the man, but no sooner had the leper sat down again than he noticed a woman cracking up at another table. “You got a problem, lady?” he asked, but she just kept shaking her head until he sat down again.
When a third person, a pleasant-looking young man, started roaring with laughter, the leper was unable to contain himself.MoreLess
* What did the leper who was trying to lift something heavy say to the other leper?
“Give me a hand.”
* “Mrs. Morris, can Scotty come out to play?”
“Now, children, you know Scotty has leprosy.”
“Well, can we come in and watch him rot?”
* Did you hear about the leper who robbed a house?
He was doing fine until the dog started barking, and then he went all to pieces.
* A leper who was so ashamed of his appearance that he hadn't been out of the house in ten years was f...inally persuaded to take his family out to a restaurant in the neighborhood. While waiting for his order, he noticed a man in the corner pointing and laughing. “What's so funny, buddy?” the leper asked, walking over to him.
“Nothing at all,” replied the man, but no sooner had the leper sat down again than he noticed a woman cracking up at another table. “You got a problem, lady?” he asked, but she just kept shaking her head until he sat down again.
When a third person, a pleasant-looking young man, started roaring with laughter, the leper was unable to contain himself.MoreLess
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