Truly Tasteless Jokes One
“Someone who gets out of the shower to pee.
* How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to mix the martinis, and one to call the electrician.
* What do WASPs say after they make love?
“Thank you very much; it'll never happen again.”
* How can you tell the bride at a WASP wedding?
She's the one kissing the golden retriever.
* Where do WASPs eat?
Restaurants.
* What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A failure.
* Ho...w can you tell the only WASP in a sauna?
He's the one with the Wall Street Journal on his lap.
* What's a WASP's idea of a welfare check?
An Irish tartan.
* Why did God create WASPs?
Somebody had to buy retail.
* How do WASPs wean their young?
By firing the maid.
* What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
Dating a Canadian.
* What do you get when you cross a Jew and a WASP?
A pushy Pilgrim.
* What do you get when you cross a WASP and an orangutan?
I don't know, but whatever it is, it won't let you in its cage.MoreLess
* How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to mix the martinis, and one to call the electrician.
* What do WASPs say after they make love?
“Thank you very much; it'll never happen again.”
* How can you tell the bride at a WASP wedding?
She's the one kissing the golden retriever.
* Where do WASPs eat?
Restaurants.
* What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A failure.
* Ho...w can you tell the only WASP in a sauna?
He's the one with the Wall Street Journal on his lap.
* What's a WASP's idea of a welfare check?
An Irish tartan.
* Why did God create WASPs?
Somebody had to buy retail.
* How do WASPs wean their young?
By firing the maid.
* What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
Dating a Canadian.
* What do you get when you cross a Jew and a WASP?
A pushy Pilgrim.
* What do you get when you cross a WASP and an orangutan?
I don't know, but whatever it is, it won't let you in its cage.MoreLess
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