“Someone who gets out of the shower to pee. * How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to mix the martinis, and one to call the electrician. * What do WASPs say after they make love? “Thank you very much; it'll never happen again.” * How can you tell the bride at a WASP wedding? She's the one kissing the golden retriever. * Where do WASPs eat? Restaurants. * What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes? A failure. * Ho...w can you tell the only WASP in a sauna? He's the one with the Wall Street Journal on his lap. * What's a WASP's idea of a welfare check? An Irish tartan. * Why did God create WASPs? Somebody had to buy retail. * How do WASPs wean their young? By firing the maid. * What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness? Dating a Canadian. * What do you get when you cross a Jew and a WASP? A pushy Pilgrim. * What do you get when you cross a WASP and an orangutan? I don't know, but whatever it is, it won't let you in its cage.MoreLessRead More Read Less
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