Timothy 01: Timothy
“It was spent among twenty three screaming, crying, fighting, bratty six year olds, and did I tell you I don’t much like kids? My secondary job as Spangle the clown was something I did on the side to pay my bills. My day job, which I have been encouraged by many a parent at said side gigs to not quit, was not making my ends meet. To be honest, my ends couldn’t currently even see each other.
Why I chose to live in an upscale apartment in downtown San Francisco I’ll never know. Wait, scratch that, I do know, it’s for the chicks. If you live in the Asbury-Haight district you have to be loaded and nothing attracts a gold digger quite like gold. As a mid-level accountant at a finance firm during the week and a kid-detesting clown on the weekends I lived on a steady diet of Ramen Top Noodles and grilled cheese, most times without the cheese. I was, and I stress was, a man living way beyond my means but it all seemed worth it when I was in bed with yet another nameless beauty who was low on s...elf esteem and high on ecstasy.MoreLess
Why I chose to live in an upscale apartment in downtown San Francisco I’ll never know. Wait, scratch that, I do know, it’s for the chicks. If you live in the Asbury-Haight district you have to be loaded and nothing attracts a gold digger quite like gold. As a mid-level accountant at a finance firm during the week and a kid-detesting clown on the weekends I lived on a steady diet of Ramen Top Noodles and grilled cheese, most times without the cheese. I was, and I stress was, a man living way beyond my means but it all seemed worth it when I was in bed with yet another nameless beauty who was low on s...elf esteem and high on ecstasy.MoreLess
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