The World's Loudest Armpit Fart
“In the home team’s changing room at Penleydale Town, the communal jacuzzi bath was full to the brim with gently bubbling orange jelly: quick-setting Pineapple and Parsnip added to Peach and Pickled-onion flavour. The air burbling up from the bottom of the big bath stirred the jelly perfectly.
Matthew had come up with a formula to calculate how many jellies they would need and how much jelly-mix they would have to make up: TSA of T ÷ ASA of BJM = TN of JN → WWW × AV of JM = TA of JN (Total Surfa...ce Area of the Terraces, divided by the Average Surface Area of the Bottom of the Jelly Moulds = Total Number of Jellies Needed to Produce the Wibbly Wobbly Wonder, times the Average Volume of the Jelly Moulds = Total Amount of Jelly Needed).
‘We’ll need eight thousand eight hundred and twenty-three jellies,’ Matthew explained. ‘At an average of three point four litres per mould, we’ll have to mix twenty-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight point two litres of jelly, which is almost exactly one and a half big bathfuls.’ ‘If you say so, Matt,’ said Danny.MoreLess
Matthew had come up with a formula to calculate how many jellies they would need and how much jelly-mix they would have to make up: TSA of T ÷ ASA of BJM = TN of JN → WWW × AV of JM = TA of JN (Total Surfa...ce Area of the Terraces, divided by the Average Surface Area of the Bottom of the Jelly Moulds = Total Number of Jellies Needed to Produce the Wibbly Wobbly Wonder, times the Average Volume of the Jelly Moulds = Total Amount of Jelly Needed).
‘We’ll need eight thousand eight hundred and twenty-three jellies,’ Matthew explained. ‘At an average of three point four litres per mould, we’ll have to mix twenty-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight point two litres of jelly, which is almost exactly one and a half big bathfuls.’ ‘If you say so, Matt,’ said Danny.MoreLess
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