The Utterly Uninteresting And Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
““Faster. Faster. FASTER!!!!” Neil yelled, clutching Albert’s back in a death grip while swinging back on occasion to check the progress of our pursuers. I had no such need. My excellent hearing had become a curse, informing me of just how close the giant-mushroom men were. It helped that their enormous feet made a truckload of noise with each step.
It seemed that not all constructs are simply made and then bound to their form. I would later learn that a particularly skilled mage can impart ...special properties to their creations, properties such as, for example, the ability to grow nine-feet taller and proportionally larger when threatened. Of course, that alone would actually have not been an unassailable hurdle, not for Richard and Bubba anyway. No, what had taken them down was the other aspect these mushmen possessed. A sound like pudding being churned came from behind, and I dearly missed the time in my life several minutes ago when I didn’t know what that meant.MoreLess
It seemed that not all constructs are simply made and then bound to their form. I would later learn that a particularly skilled mage can impart ...special properties to their creations, properties such as, for example, the ability to grow nine-feet taller and proportionally larger when threatened. Of course, that alone would actually have not been an unassailable hurdle, not for Richard and Bubba anyway. No, what had taken them down was the other aspect these mushmen possessed. A sound like pudding being churned came from behind, and I dearly missed the time in my life several minutes ago when I didn’t know what that meant.MoreLess
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