The Title of Temperance (The Adventures of Ichabod Temperance book 8)
““Prithee, let us hope this is not a trend that grows in popularity.”
“It’s a pretty day to be out questing, Miss Stephanie, Ma’am.”
“Forsooth, a pleasing day it is indeed, Sir Ichabod. The Sun shares her golden light, while the songs of bird and insect fill the air.”
“Yes, Ma’am. How do you like riding in the Beemer?”
“Eh hem, yes, well, now that thou dost mention it, I must say that it is naughtte as pleasing in use, as it is as a curiosity for the viewer.”
“Yeah, uh, I wor...ked some springs under the bench, but it’s still a bumpy ride, ain’t it?”
“Forsooth, truly it dost seemeth to be so, m’lord, for if we were on horseback, would the gentle beast naughtte simply step over a fallen tree when such is accosted? T’is naughtte so with this ignoble contraption! This monster must bounce us into the air with a violence that I fear my corset shall returneth to Earth without me, such is the abuse this cantankerous cart inflicts upon her weary and suffering passengers and her parts.”MoreLess
“It’s a pretty day to be out questing, Miss Stephanie, Ma’am.”
“Forsooth, a pleasing day it is indeed, Sir Ichabod. The Sun shares her golden light, while the songs of bird and insect fill the air.”
“Yes, Ma’am. How do you like riding in the Beemer?”
“Eh hem, yes, well, now that thou dost mention it, I must say that it is naughtte as pleasing in use, as it is as a curiosity for the viewer.”
“Yeah, uh, I wor...ked some springs under the bench, but it’s still a bumpy ride, ain’t it?”
“Forsooth, truly it dost seemeth to be so, m’lord, for if we were on horseback, would the gentle beast naughtte simply step over a fallen tree when such is accosted? T’is naughtte so with this ignoble contraption! This monster must bounce us into the air with a violence that I fear my corset shall returneth to Earth without me, such is the abuse this cantankerous cart inflicts upon her weary and suffering passengers and her parts.”MoreLess
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