The Squirting Donuts (2014)
“We’re on our way home and I’m walking fast.
Then I tell Calvin, “Some people get really attached to their pets. Mrs. Cakel must really miss Lollipop.”
“I know what reward I want,” Calvin says. “I want no more homework for the rest of the year. I want to be allowed to chew gum, and slouch, and mumble. Just me. Annie will be so jealous that I’m allowed to chew gum and she’s not.”
“We haven’t found Lollipop.”
“We will find that Candy-On-A-Stick dog,” Calvin says. “And as a reward, ...she’ll let me sit in the back of the class and play computer games and chew hard candies. Maybe I’ll even wear a yellow headband.”
I remind Calvin that we’re in this together. We’ll both look for her dog and I won’t do it for the reward.
“That’s you,” Calvin says. “I’m buying the biggest box of gum I can. I’ll buy two.MoreLess
Then I tell Calvin, “Some people get really attached to their pets. Mrs. Cakel must really miss Lollipop.”
“I know what reward I want,” Calvin says. “I want no more homework for the rest of the year. I want to be allowed to chew gum, and slouch, and mumble. Just me. Annie will be so jealous that I’m allowed to chew gum and she’s not.”
“We haven’t found Lollipop.”
“We will find that Candy-On-A-Stick dog,” Calvin says. “And as a reward, ...she’ll let me sit in the back of the class and play computer games and chew hard candies. Maybe I’ll even wear a yellow headband.”
I remind Calvin that we’re in this together. We’ll both look for her dog and I won’t do it for the reward.
“That’s you,” Calvin says. “I’m buying the biggest box of gum I can. I’ll buy two.MoreLess
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