“I wasn't expecting that from a dead guy, y'know? I mean, I wouldn't want him hanging around my restaurant or anything, but he seems like a nice guy." * * * "The corpse man came off pretty well, all things considered. I don't know; I still think it's probably a hoax. With those computer effects you can pretty much do anything you want." * * * "They don't need to be showing that kind of scary-ass shit on TV when my kids are still up. That zombie motherfucker would keep my ass up all night..., so what kind of nightmares you think my kids had? They oughta be ashamed." * * * "In a world where overpopulation is a constant problem, we have no business bringing the dead back to life!" * * * "My son already wants to be Mr. Corpse for Halloween. I keep telling him, Halloween is a long way away, but he just gets so excited!" * * * "Mr. Corpse is hot. I don't know if he's got diseases and all that, but if he got himself tested, I'd do him." * * * "What a load of crap.MoreLessRead More Read Less
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