The Seven Deadly Sins (2011)
The Seven Deadly Sins
“I know I am opening myself up for bitter crossexamination here, but frankly I have had it. It is a simple fact. I know it and you know it. Deep down, in the same weird waiting room of your soul where we all agree Roseanne Barr was never funny, you know this to be true. Because nobody is willing to come out and say it, I will be the motherfucker and make it official.
Movie theater nachos are not real nachos.
They are not. Movie theater nachos are nothing more than chips and dip. First of all, yo...u do not put your own nachos together, and you certainly do not put them together in a giant dark room with no table. Second, real nachos are more than just shitty tortilla triangles with a sealed Dixie cup full of spicy, runny Velveeta, and I don’t care how long you microwave that tripe.
Real nachos are an event, a glorious commingling of meats, cheeses, peppers, chipotle, sour cream, guacamole, and crispy maize saucers for two or more people bent on abdominal destruction. Nachos should be a mountainous conflagration, a majestic Tex-Mex experience in which every bite is delicious yet no two bites taste the same.MoreLess
Movie theater nachos are not real nachos.
They are not. Movie theater nachos are nothing more than chips and dip. First of all, yo...u do not put your own nachos together, and you certainly do not put them together in a giant dark room with no table. Second, real nachos are more than just shitty tortilla triangles with a sealed Dixie cup full of spicy, runny Velveeta, and I don’t care how long you microwave that tripe.
Real nachos are an event, a glorious commingling of meats, cheeses, peppers, chipotle, sour cream, guacamole, and crispy maize saucers for two or more people bent on abdominal destruction. Nachos should be a mountainous conflagration, a majestic Tex-Mex experience in which every bite is delicious yet no two bites taste the same.MoreLess
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