The Schernoff Discoveries (2011)
“On Discovering the Benefits of Electricity What is it anyway?
—HAROLD ON SEX It’s wrong to say that Harold and I were best friends.
We were each other’s only friend.
The truth is that we were both geeks, easily the most unpopular boys in the entire demographic area encompassing Washington Junior High School to include (and Harold did all the calculations) the towns of Hillard and Peat, Minnesota, and the surrounding rural area in a twelve-mile radius. (Harold would have liked me to convert all the figures to metric but I choose to leave that to the reader.) It’s not true that even dogs didn’t like us, though Harold said so many times. I’ve had several dogs that didn’t bite me with any regularity. However, it was possible for us to be completely lonely and totally ignored in a crowd.
I was isolated because of my looks and my family’s social standing, or lack thereof. I was skinny and nerdy-looking until the army started to fill me out. My family was best described as a disaster area.
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