The Phantom in the Mirror
“It’s me again, Hank the Cowdog. It was early December as I recall, sometime between Thanksgiving and Christmas. It appeared to be a normal, ordinary day. At 7:05 I began my Barking Up the Sun procedure, and by 7:27 I had that job pretty well under . . .
Have we discussed the vicious rumors that have been circulating around the ranch lately? Maybe not. It seems that J. T. Cluck, the head rooster, has been whispering it around that HE is the one who causes the sun to rise.
The way he te...lls it, the sun wouldn’t come up if it weren’t for all the noise he makes in the morning—crowing, I suppose you’d call it—but there’s absolutely no truth to his story.
Any sun that paid attention to a noisy rooster would be pretty silly, wouldn’t it? No, it takes more than a few squawks from a rooster to get the sun over the horizon. It takes the kind of deep and serious barking that comes from a Head of Ranch Security.MoreLess
Have we discussed the vicious rumors that have been circulating around the ranch lately? Maybe not. It seems that J. T. Cluck, the head rooster, has been whispering it around that HE is the one who causes the sun to rise.
The way he te...lls it, the sun wouldn’t come up if it weren’t for all the noise he makes in the morning—crowing, I suppose you’d call it—but there’s absolutely no truth to his story.
Any sun that paid attention to a noisy rooster would be pretty silly, wouldn’t it? No, it takes more than a few squawks from a rooster to get the sun over the horizon. It takes the kind of deep and serious barking that comes from a Head of Ranch Security.MoreLess
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