The Penny Pinchers Club
The Penny Pinchers Club
“That’s what I found in the pocket of Griff ’s khakis while unpacking the suitcase from his trip to San Francisco.
My first question—after the initial wave of revulsion—was what normal man would insist on a minty tingle there? Mint was for fighting gingivitis, no?
More important, what was my husband doing with two condom wrappers while on a business trip?
This was the key issue I might have completely overlooked if Viv had not been standing guard while I did the wash. “What’s that!” she screeche...d, pointing to the shiny blue and green papers perched on a pile of lint. “Are those Griff ’s?”
“NO!” I said too quickly. “Griff must have found them in the . . .”
Hold on. Where must he have found them?
My mind fast-forwarded to an image of Griff naked on a king-sized bed in some San Francisco Marriott, his strong, familiar legs spread as an anonymous woman with long auburn hair and a fabulous body ripped the mint-flavored wrapper with her teeth and slowly unrolled the condom over his .MoreLess
My first question—after the initial wave of revulsion—was what normal man would insist on a minty tingle there? Mint was for fighting gingivitis, no?
More important, what was my husband doing with two condom wrappers while on a business trip?
This was the key issue I might have completely overlooked if Viv had not been standing guard while I did the wash. “What’s that!” she screeche...d, pointing to the shiny blue and green papers perched on a pile of lint. “Are those Griff ’s?”
“NO!” I said too quickly. “Griff must have found them in the . . .”
Hold on. Where must he have found them?
My mind fast-forwarded to an image of Griff naked on a king-sized bed in some San Francisco Marriott, his strong, familiar legs spread as an anonymous woman with long auburn hair and a fabulous body ripped the mint-flavored wrapper with her teeth and slowly unrolled the condom over his .MoreLess
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