The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog
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I mean, it doesn’t take any brains to open a dickshunary and look up a word. Anybody can do that. The... real test of a writer comes in the creative process. I try to attend to the big picture, don’t you see, and let the spelling take care of itself.
Vidgalent. Vidgallunt. Still doesn’t look right.
Anyway, coyotes are superstitious brutes, and that deal about the secret caught them just right and saved my hide. Actually, it did better than that. It made me a kind of celebrity in the tribe, and I was treated like a visiting dignutarry digneterry dignitary, who cares?MoreLess
I mean, it doesn’t take any brains to open a dickshunary and look up a word. Anybody can do that. The... real test of a writer comes in the creative process. I try to attend to the big picture, don’t you see, and let the spelling take care of itself.
Vidgalent. Vidgallunt. Still doesn’t look right.
Anyway, coyotes are superstitious brutes, and that deal about the secret caught them just right and saved my hide. Actually, it did better than that. It made me a kind of celebrity in the tribe, and I was treated like a visiting dignutarry digneterry dignitary, who cares?MoreLess
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