The One Hundredth Thing About Caroline
“"Guess what, Stace?" she said.
"You guess what," said Stacy Baurichter. "Harrison Ledyard is having an affair." "How do you know?" "I looked through his trash. It was down in the basement of our building, because the superintendent hadn't put it outside yet. And there were cigarette butts with lipstick on them, and—" "Stacy. Maybe his mother came to visit. Maybe his mother smokes. Or his sister. Or his cleaning lady. You have to verify your evidence, Stacy." "That's not all. Wait'll you hear." ...Stacy paused ominously. "There was something else. A bra." "In his trash?" "Ripped." "A ripped bra?" "Torn in a passionate frenzy. Honest. Now don't try to make me believe that was his mother!" "No," said Caroline, "I guess not. Was it black lace?" "Pink. No lace, but some embroidery. Thirty-four B." "That's not very big," said Caroline. "I think for a passionate frenzy you really need a thirty-eight D at least." But Stacy assumed her investigative reporter's voice. "Research indicates that ever since Brooke Shields became so popular, small boobs are in." "Stacy, in is one thing.MoreLess
"You guess what," said Stacy Baurichter. "Harrison Ledyard is having an affair." "How do you know?" "I looked through his trash. It was down in the basement of our building, because the superintendent hadn't put it outside yet. And there were cigarette butts with lipstick on them, and—" "Stacy. Maybe his mother came to visit. Maybe his mother smokes. Or his sister. Or his cleaning lady. You have to verify your evidence, Stacy." "That's not all. Wait'll you hear." ...Stacy paused ominously. "There was something else. A bra." "In his trash?" "Ripped." "A ripped bra?" "Torn in a passionate frenzy. Honest. Now don't try to make me believe that was his mother!" "No," said Caroline, "I guess not. Was it black lace?" "Pink. No lace, but some embroidery. Thirty-four B." "That's not very big," said Caroline. "I think for a passionate frenzy you really need a thirty-eight D at least." But Stacy assumed her investigative reporter's voice. "Research indicates that ever since Brooke Shields became so popular, small boobs are in." "Stacy, in is one thing.MoreLess
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