The One And Only Zoe Lama
“His little nose twitches and flares, and he makes a tiny squeak—in excitement, probably. I hand him the “Admit One” ticket I made, because I want to take a picture of him and show everyone all the fun he had at my house. Boris eats it. Kind of rude, but whatever. Then he flattens his brownish-orangeish body down and scoots through the two washcloths I hung up in the entrance to keep out cockroaches.
He totally snuck in!
I got up super early this morning to build him his very own carnival. First... I spread out a green towel for grass, then added the plants for trees. I gave him a lamp shade slide and filled our frying pan with water for a paddling pool. You can bet your favorite underwear Devon never gave Boris a paddling pool!
I thought he might get bored with sliding and paddling, so I made a fun house by smearing a mirror from the hall with hair gel so he’ll look warped and crooked when he looks at himself. Then I found my mother’s round baking pan and filled it with frozen peas to make a ball pit—just like they have at McDonald’s Playland.MoreLess
He totally snuck in!
I got up super early this morning to build him his very own carnival. First... I spread out a green towel for grass, then added the plants for trees. I gave him a lamp shade slide and filled our frying pan with water for a paddling pool. You can bet your favorite underwear Devon never gave Boris a paddling pool!
I thought he might get bored with sliding and paddling, so I made a fun house by smearing a mirror from the hall with hair gel so he’ll look warped and crooked when he looks at himself. Then I found my mother’s round baking pan and filled it with frozen peas to make a ball pit—just like they have at McDonald’s Playland.MoreLess
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