“– Hi, good afternoon. Look, sorry to bother you, but I’m calling because I was reading the newspaper yesterday and I saw your advertisement, and I was wondering what, exactly, you are capable of perfecting. And also why the name’s in Spanish.
– All consultations are personal and in person, sir.
– Yes, but, just in general, what sort of things do you improve?
– We improve nothing, sir. If we improved things, the institute would be called the Instituto de Mejoramiento. It is not. We are not. It, we, is, are the Instituto de Perfeccionamiento.
– Okay, but again, sorry, what exactly do you perfect?
– All consultations are personal and in person.
– I see.
– Will there be anything else today, sir?
– I guess, well, sure, why not. Could you give me the address? I read through your advertisement, read it very carefully in fact, but— – We are located on the avenida.
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