The Nanny Piggins Guide to Conquering Christmas (2013)
“Samson Wallace approached Nanny Piggins after school and asked if he could come over for a play date.
‘Why? What’s going on? What’s Nanny Anne up to?’ asked Nanny Piggins suspiciously.
‘Perhaps Samson just wants to come over to play,’ suggested Boris.
‘Of course Samson wants to come over to play,’ said Nanny Piggins. ‘We’re a thousand times, if not a billion times, more fun to spend time with than their own nanny, Nanny Anne, which is precisely why I know she would never condone him coming over... here and asking for a play date unless she had an ulterior motive.’ Nanny Piggins glared across the playground at Nanny Anne.
Nanny Anne smiled sweetly back.
‘Did you see that?’ asked Nanny Piggins. ‘She smiled at me. She’s clearly up to something.’ ‘She always smiles at everyone,’ said Derrick.
‘I bet she even smiles at the dentist as he pulls her wisdom teeth out,’ said Michael.
‘Oh no,’ said Samson. ‘Nanny Anne doesn’t have wisdom teeth. She says they are unseemly so she won’t tolerate them growing in her mouth.’ ‘Hmm,’ said Nanny Piggins as she considered the situation.MoreLess
‘Why? What’s going on? What’s Nanny Anne up to?’ asked Nanny Piggins suspiciously.
‘Perhaps Samson just wants to come over to play,’ suggested Boris.
‘Of course Samson wants to come over to play,’ said Nanny Piggins. ‘We’re a thousand times, if not a billion times, more fun to spend time with than their own nanny, Nanny Anne, which is precisely why I know she would never condone him coming over... here and asking for a play date unless she had an ulterior motive.’ Nanny Piggins glared across the playground at Nanny Anne.
Nanny Anne smiled sweetly back.
‘Did you see that?’ asked Nanny Piggins. ‘She smiled at me. She’s clearly up to something.’ ‘She always smiles at everyone,’ said Derrick.
‘I bet she even smiles at the dentist as he pulls her wisdom teeth out,’ said Michael.
‘Oh no,’ said Samson. ‘Nanny Anne doesn’t have wisdom teeth. She says they are unseemly so she won’t tolerate them growing in her mouth.’ ‘Hmm,’ said Nanny Piggins as she considered the situation.MoreLess
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