The Mopwater Files
“It’s so nice to see you again.”
“I don’t think you mean that, Hankie.”
“Of course I mean it. A day without a cat is like a picnic without flies—imperfect and incomplete.”
“Very funny, Hankie, but I think you’d better move along. I’m helping Sally May plant flowers and we don’t need you blundering around.”
Drover had joined me by then and I turned to him. “Hey Drover, did you hear that?”
“Hear what?”
“Pete just informed me that he’s helping Sally May.”
“I’ll be derne...d. What a nice kitty.”
“You missed the point, Drover. It was a stupid statement and a typical cat lie. Cats never help anyone but themselves.”
“Oh yeah. Boy, what a stapid stutement.”
“Exactly. Have you ever heard a stapider stutement in your life?”MoreLess
“I don’t think you mean that, Hankie.”
“Of course I mean it. A day without a cat is like a picnic without flies—imperfect and incomplete.”
“Very funny, Hankie, but I think you’d better move along. I’m helping Sally May plant flowers and we don’t need you blundering around.”
Drover had joined me by then and I turned to him. “Hey Drover, did you hear that?”
“Hear what?”
“Pete just informed me that he’s helping Sally May.”
“I’ll be derne...d. What a nice kitty.”
“You missed the point, Drover. It was a stupid statement and a typical cat lie. Cats never help anyone but themselves.”
“Oh yeah. Boy, what a stapid stutement.”
“Exactly. Have you ever heard a stapider stutement in your life?”MoreLess
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