The Monster's Corner
“Now, I don’t hold with talking to dead people, though it seems I have to do it often enough. And worse, besides.
You’d think that holing up out in the woods like I do, living on Dr Pepper and Twinkies, would give me more peace and quiet than John ever saw. (That there’s a biblical reference, which slides right past most people nowadays. There’s a lot wrong with life in the twenty-first century, which is why I took to the woods in the first place, but in a world where the Dalai Lama is on Tw...itter, I don’t reckon there’s much hope for any of us Shamen—New People’s word—to get let alone.) My favorite neighbors are the ones that fly south for the winter, or else hibernate in a cave until spring. They’re never a bit of trouble, but unfortunately in the warmer months, the woods tend to fill up with varmints. There’s some idiot a ways down the road who fancies himself an independent filmmaker, which means he has no money and can’t spell. Anyhow, he’s been going around trying to recruit the locals to work for free in his magnum opus, Haints in Hillbilly Holler.MoreLess
You’d think that holing up out in the woods like I do, living on Dr Pepper and Twinkies, would give me more peace and quiet than John ever saw. (That there’s a biblical reference, which slides right past most people nowadays. There’s a lot wrong with life in the twenty-first century, which is why I took to the woods in the first place, but in a world where the Dalai Lama is on Tw...itter, I don’t reckon there’s much hope for any of us Shamen—New People’s word—to get let alone.) My favorite neighbors are the ones that fly south for the winter, or else hibernate in a cave until spring. They’re never a bit of trouble, but unfortunately in the warmer months, the woods tend to fill up with varmints. There’s some idiot a ways down the road who fancies himself an independent filmmaker, which means he has no money and can’t spell. Anyhow, he’s been going around trying to recruit the locals to work for free in his magnum opus, Haints in Hillbilly Holler.MoreLess
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