The Matchmaker's Medium
“asked a muffled voice, through the inner office door.
“Yeah! Just push the door open!” I yelled, trying to be heard over the sound of the TV. Jamal was watching another one of his reality TV shows, at full volume. This time, it was Hell’s Kitchen, with Chef Gordon Ramsay yelling at some ‘stupid cow’ who had made the tragic mistake of handing him barely-cooked pork.
Grabbing the remote, I pushed the volume down button at least 10 times, until Chef Ramsay’s screaming was only a small roar, “Aw, c...ome on, you bleep muppets! Do you really expect me to serve this bleep garbage?” The guy cussed so much, I was starting to wonder why they even bothered putting the show on regular network TV, if you missed half of it from all the bleeping.
“Hi, Amber! I’m Victoria!”
A very chunky woman came barging into the room, hips swinging back and forth in a dizzying wave, as she crossed the room with her hand out. I shook it.
“You’re welcome. Have a seat.”
She turned and looked at the two rickety, second-hand chairs next to her.MoreLess
“Yeah! Just push the door open!” I yelled, trying to be heard over the sound of the TV. Jamal was watching another one of his reality TV shows, at full volume. This time, it was Hell’s Kitchen, with Chef Gordon Ramsay yelling at some ‘stupid cow’ who had made the tragic mistake of handing him barely-cooked pork.
Grabbing the remote, I pushed the volume down button at least 10 times, until Chef Ramsay’s screaming was only a small roar, “Aw, c...ome on, you bleep muppets! Do you really expect me to serve this bleep garbage?” The guy cussed so much, I was starting to wonder why they even bothered putting the show on regular network TV, if you missed half of it from all the bleeping.
“Hi, Amber! I’m Victoria!”
A very chunky woman came barging into the room, hips swinging back and forth in a dizzying wave, as she crossed the room with her hand out. I shook it.
“You’re welcome. Have a seat.”
She turned and looked at the two rickety, second-hand chairs next to her.MoreLess
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