The Last Year of Being Single
“To become a yoga instructor.
To be as fit as I possibly can.
To have fun.
To win an award.
To present a TV series.
To present a radio series.
To write a bestseller.
To cherish my friends and build upon their friendship.
To be lovely to Paul.
To kick-box with style.
To avoid all dairy and wheat products.
To go to the gym every day of the week.
How many ticks this year? Last year I got two out of ten, but, hey, some of them were impossible. Like: Have orgasm with penetrative sex.
Don’t think it h...appens. Especially when you’re not having sex.
Spend New Year’s Eve with Mike and Gemma. Mike is a schoolfriend of Paul’s. He is nothing like any of Paul’s other friends. He is not rich. He is not from the City. He is genuine and kind and loving. He is also a karate black belt, so few people argue with him. Both twenty-eight. He doesn’t have to bully or emotionally manipulate because he can kick you in the neck and kill you as quick as you can blink (probably quicker). He knows it. Gemma knows it.MoreLess
To be as fit as I possibly can.
To have fun.
To win an award.
To present a TV series.
To present a radio series.
To write a bestseller.
To cherish my friends and build upon their friendship.
To be lovely to Paul.
To kick-box with style.
To avoid all dairy and wheat products.
To go to the gym every day of the week.
How many ticks this year? Last year I got two out of ten, but, hey, some of them were impossible. Like: Have orgasm with penetrative sex.
Don’t think it h...appens. Especially when you’re not having sex.
Spend New Year’s Eve with Mike and Gemma. Mike is a schoolfriend of Paul’s. He is nothing like any of Paul’s other friends. He is not rich. He is not from the City. He is genuine and kind and loving. He is also a karate black belt, so few people argue with him. Both twenty-eight. He doesn’t have to bully or emotionally manipulate because he can kick you in the neck and kill you as quick as you can blink (probably quicker). He knows it. Gemma knows it.MoreLess
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