The Kitchen Shrink
“Brett used to try to tell me it meant that things aren’t always what they seem, and even in an ill wind or misfortune, someone benefits, somewhere. Whatever! Trust me. Wind can be bad news. The hackles go up on my neck during a Santa Ana, making me even crankier than ever. The hot, dry winds caused electric shocks from touching even my car door, which annoyed me almost as much as when Ryan, the big oaf, walked too closely behind me and gave me a flat tire when I was wearing flip-flops.
Add alle...rgy attacks and other peoples’ bad moods and you got yourself a Santa Ana—a way too pleasant-sounding name for the insidious positive ions that are getting blown around. They should call it Santa Diablo or maybe Viento Chucha: bitch wind. Good things don’t happen in southern California during a Santa Ana. It’s just a bad scene, which people use as their excuse for acting up. So, while it was almost December, the temperature was going to be in the 70s today, thanks to a no good Santa Ana.MoreLess
Add alle...rgy attacks and other peoples’ bad moods and you got yourself a Santa Ana—a way too pleasant-sounding name for the insidious positive ions that are getting blown around. They should call it Santa Diablo or maybe Viento Chucha: bitch wind. Good things don’t happen in southern California during a Santa Ana. It’s just a bad scene, which people use as their excuse for acting up. So, while it was almost December, the temperature was going to be in the 70s today, thanks to a no good Santa Ana.MoreLess
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