The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl

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Yes, anal. The new black. Out there is not so out there any more. Last night N and I were perusing a top‐shelf mag he picked up for me, one page of which featured a woman of 107 grandmother‐age being fisted in both holes. And she was smiling. I wasn't even phased. Few things shock me, really. But there is one that always gets to me ‐ every time. I know anal sex is the new black, because my bloody mother just rang to talk about it. But so long as I had her on the phone I thought I could break th...e news about the Boy. To her credit, she didn't say a thing until I was finished. 'Poor little creature,' she said, and it was just at that moment I felt the first tears dropping. Yes. Poor, poor me. What luck I have such a sympathetic mother. Who then made me wait on the line as she turned to tell the whole story to my father, verbatim. They agreed I should go home for a couple of days. I was powerless to argue. lundi, le 12 janvier My head fell further towards the surface of the table. I didn't want the steaming mug of tea in my hands.MoreLess

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