The Housewife Assassin's Handbook
“To make one, simply drape the sheet evenly over the bed, leaving about one foot of fabric hanging beyond the head of it. Now stand beside the bed, toward its center, and pick up one of the side hems. Pull it toward you into a taut crease, then raise the creased section over the mattress so the sheet makes a triangular tent over the bed. Next, smooth the sheet flat along the mattress's side. Then fold the creased section down over the side and tuck the sheet snugly under the mattress. Repeat the... process at the foot of the bed.
Although this ensures a flat surface, any dead bodies in the bed will spoil a clean tailored look. Solution: A colorful array of bolsters and pillows will cover up even the messiest corpse!
“You’re so damn good. Jesus, Donna, why do I remember you as some innocent young thing?”
I laugh as I prop my head up on one elbow to look at Carl. I’ve no doubt that his compliment is warmed by the afterglow of our vigorous lovemaking. “Because I was, once. But that was before life roughed me up.MoreLess
Although this ensures a flat surface, any dead bodies in the bed will spoil a clean tailored look. Solution: A colorful array of bolsters and pillows will cover up even the messiest corpse!
“You’re so damn good. Jesus, Donna, why do I remember you as some innocent young thing?”
I laugh as I prop my head up on one elbow to look at Carl. I’ve no doubt that his compliment is warmed by the afterglow of our vigorous lovemaking. “Because I was, once. But that was before life roughed me up.MoreLess
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