“LICENCE TO LITERATE I was hauled over the coals the next day for upsetting the applecart, but not too severely because nobody could really blame me for trying to stay in one piece, no matter how much it had let the team down. Still I’d still cost The Agency a contract and could’ve potentially frightened away future business if word got around that they had some schizoid instructor who didn’t know his place, so they returned my status to operational and sent me packing too. It was a shame becaus...e I’d been enjoying my time on the island, and what’s more I’d been earning. Not a lot, but it had been a regular wage and the odd fighty bitch asides, the only serious danger I’d experienced was when I’d come perilously close to losing my nominating rights following some scandalously low scores for The Kenneth Williams Diaries, which while it had admittedly been overly long and soul-sappingly tedious in large chunks, had thrown up a few interesting insights. It didn’t matter though, a new rule was collectively voted in banning all books over five hundred pages in length and anything even remotely Carry-On related.MoreLessRead More Read Less
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