The Evil B.B. Chow & Other Stories
“Chow and Other Stories THE IDEA OF MICHAEL JACKSON’S DICK BRAMBLE WAS TALKING about Michael Jackson again. “What I think he’s done is he’s bleached his dick. He’s tried to turn his dick white.”
“You can’t turn your dick white,” I said.
Bramble poured himself another vodka. “Are you Michael Jackson?” he asked. “If the answer is ‘No, I’m not Michael Jackson,’ then I don’t know why you’re talking about his dick.”
“You’re talking about his dick,” I said.
“Has he even got a dick?” sa...id Delk.
“Oh, he’s got a dick,” Bramble said. “He’s got a dick alright.”
We were on Delk’s porch, watching the sun flame out over our neat little southern city, where we’d come to cash in on the emerging field of Cultural Studies. None of us belonged here. That was totally obvious. But they’d let us in and our department chair, being a southerner, was too polite to do the decent thing and rescind our funding.MoreLess
“You can’t turn your dick white,” I said.
Bramble poured himself another vodka. “Are you Michael Jackson?” he asked. “If the answer is ‘No, I’m not Michael Jackson,’ then I don’t know why you’re talking about his dick.”
“You’re talking about his dick,” I said.
“Has he even got a dick?” sa...id Delk.
“Oh, he’s got a dick,” Bramble said. “He’s got a dick alright.”
We were on Delk’s porch, watching the sun flame out over our neat little southern city, where we’d come to cash in on the emerging field of Cultural Studies. None of us belonged here. That was totally obvious. But they’d let us in and our department chair, being a southerner, was too polite to do the decent thing and rescind our funding.MoreLess
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