The Day of the Iguana
The Day of the Iguana
“I had caused a problem the size of Australia, and as far as I could see, there was no solution. I mean, how do you get a hissing, pregnant iguana out of your cable box?
We sat in my room discussing the problem, and we all came up with the same answer. You cannot get a pregnant iguana out of your cable box. Never has been done. Never will be done.
So we had to move to Plan B, which was formerly known as Plan A. Since Katherine was going to stay in the cable box to hatch her eggs, which, by the w...ay, takes ninety days, the only solution was to get a new cable box. We would have to do this before my dad found out that I had trashed ours. Magik 3’s job was to help me get the box, and Emily’s job was to keep her mouth shut about it.
I stared at Katherine curled up in her nest, and wondered about two questions. How do iguanas get pregnant anyway? And why do these kinds of strange things always happen to me?
“Zip, snap out of it, will you, dude? We don’t have time to daydream,” Frankie yelled almost in my ear.MoreLess
We sat in my room discussing the problem, and we all came up with the same answer. You cannot get a pregnant iguana out of your cable box. Never has been done. Never will be done.
So we had to move to Plan B, which was formerly known as Plan A. Since Katherine was going to stay in the cable box to hatch her eggs, which, by the w...ay, takes ninety days, the only solution was to get a new cable box. We would have to do this before my dad found out that I had trashed ours. Magik 3’s job was to help me get the box, and Emily’s job was to keep her mouth shut about it.
I stared at Katherine curled up in her nest, and wondered about two questions. How do iguanas get pregnant anyway? And why do these kinds of strange things always happen to me?
“Zip, snap out of it, will you, dude? We don’t have time to daydream,” Frankie yelled almost in my ear.MoreLess
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