The Daughter in Law
“We met Damien for lunch the first day. Haggie only called like three times.
My phone was off; I had all the people I cared to talk to right there at the table with me. Let him deal with her annoying ass. “Mom they’re bringing the meal to the table I have to go. Yes I know, maybe next time.” He hung up and turned back to the table. “Sorry about that.” Oh he was so embarrassed. My snarky twin wanted to ask if he wanted mommy to come and cut up his food for him but I bit my tongue and carried on m...y conversation like I hadn’t been interrupted.
“Was my mother that annoying?” Oh shit dad.
“Worse, but it’s all good now pooh-bear.” Mom tapped his hand on the table and I was afraid to look at Damien. Now something you need to know about my dad, he stays out of shit. He’s one of those people that never gets in the middle, so for him to even comment, shit has to be really bad.
Poor Damien looked a little embarrassed but it was his own stupid fault. He didn’t want to hear it from me, let others see what a dysfunctional nut job his dear old mama was.MoreLess
My phone was off; I had all the people I cared to talk to right there at the table with me. Let him deal with her annoying ass. “Mom they’re bringing the meal to the table I have to go. Yes I know, maybe next time.” He hung up and turned back to the table. “Sorry about that.” Oh he was so embarrassed. My snarky twin wanted to ask if he wanted mommy to come and cut up his food for him but I bit my tongue and carried on m...y conversation like I hadn’t been interrupted.
“Was my mother that annoying?” Oh shit dad.
“Worse, but it’s all good now pooh-bear.” Mom tapped his hand on the table and I was afraid to look at Damien. Now something you need to know about my dad, he stays out of shit. He’s one of those people that never gets in the middle, so for him to even comment, shit has to be really bad.
Poor Damien looked a little embarrassed but it was his own stupid fault. He didn’t want to hear it from me, let others see what a dysfunctional nut job his dear old mama was.MoreLess
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