The Case of the Missing Cat
“It had suddenly occurred to me that if Sally May saw me coming out of the chicken house, or even standing close to it, she might leap to some false conclusions.
I mean, on more than one occasion she had accused me of committing unthinkable crimes, against her chickens—such as eating them and/or their eggs.
Crazy, huh? It’s common knowledge that cowdogs, and especially Heads of Ranch Security, NEVER eat chickens or suck eggs. I mean, we protect the stupid birds and their equally stupid e...ggs, so it would make no sense at all for us to turn right around and eat them—although I must admit that . . . hmm.
What I mean is that all charges against me had been false and outrageous and unfair and unfoundered, but in the Security Business we must guard ourselves against even the slightest appearance of naughty behavior.
And fellers, two dogs backing out of the chicken house in the middle of a normal work day might have been .MoreLess
I mean, on more than one occasion she had accused me of committing unthinkable crimes, against her chickens—such as eating them and/or their eggs.
Crazy, huh? It’s common knowledge that cowdogs, and especially Heads of Ranch Security, NEVER eat chickens or suck eggs. I mean, we protect the stupid birds and their equally stupid e...ggs, so it would make no sense at all for us to turn right around and eat them—although I must admit that . . . hmm.
What I mean is that all charges against me had been false and outrageous and unfair and unfoundered, but in the Security Business we must guard ourselves against even the slightest appearance of naughty behavior.
And fellers, two dogs backing out of the chicken house in the middle of a normal work day might have been .MoreLess
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