The Case of the Kidnapped Collie
““Great day, huh Hank? I just live for the first day of bird season and by golly here it is.”
“Yes, it’s here. Bird season.”
“As you probably know, Hank, I spend all year working out and getting ready for this.”
“I didn’t know that.”
“Oh yes, I work out every day, every single day. I jog, I swim, retrieve sticks, point tennis shoes. I even do breathing exercises, Hank, to keep my nose in shape. The nose is SO important, Hank, so important.”
“Yeah, if a guy didn’t have one, he...’d look a little strange.”
He stared at me for a long moment. “Okay, you’re joking, right? Ha, ha. That was good. By the first day of bird season, I’m so excited that . . . well, just look at me, Hank. I’m shivering. Is that being excited or what?”
Sure enough, he was shivering all over. “That’s being excited.”MoreLess
“Yes, it’s here. Bird season.”
“As you probably know, Hank, I spend all year working out and getting ready for this.”
“I didn’t know that.”
“Oh yes, I work out every day, every single day. I jog, I swim, retrieve sticks, point tennis shoes. I even do breathing exercises, Hank, to keep my nose in shape. The nose is SO important, Hank, so important.”
“Yeah, if a guy didn’t have one, he...’d look a little strange.”
He stared at me for a long moment. “Okay, you’re joking, right? Ha, ha. That was good. By the first day of bird season, I’m so excited that . . . well, just look at me, Hank. I’m shivering. Is that being excited or what?”
Sure enough, he was shivering all over. “That’s being excited.”MoreLess
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