The Cannibals
“Oh, well, that’s life!
We had a very Merry Christmas, in spite of the fact that my brother left the front door unlocked and Grandpa took off and we couldn’t find him. The police brought him back in time for Christmas dinner, but he was having trouble eating and it turned out he was wearing somebody else’s teeth! Daddy got mad and called the home, and they got mad at him and said that Grandpa’s been stealing everybody’s teeth; they found a whole pile of them under his pillow. So now they have to... figure out whose teeth are whose, which apparently is a big honking mess.
Luckily, Grandpa didn’t seem too upset; he kept gnawing on a turkey leg until my mother couldn’t stand it anymore and brought him a bowl of ice cream.
It being the holiday season, 1-800-YOR-MAMA was extra busy, so my father asked my mother to take some calls. Which she wouldn’t, of course, even though it was Christmas. So he changed his voice to an old lady’s again, which works out amazingly well since the callers do most of the talking.MoreLess
We had a very Merry Christmas, in spite of the fact that my brother left the front door unlocked and Grandpa took off and we couldn’t find him. The police brought him back in time for Christmas dinner, but he was having trouble eating and it turned out he was wearing somebody else’s teeth! Daddy got mad and called the home, and they got mad at him and said that Grandpa’s been stealing everybody’s teeth; they found a whole pile of them under his pillow. So now they have to... figure out whose teeth are whose, which apparently is a big honking mess.
Luckily, Grandpa didn’t seem too upset; he kept gnawing on a turkey leg until my mother couldn’t stand it anymore and brought him a bowl of ice cream.
It being the holiday season, 1-800-YOR-MAMA was extra busy, so my father asked my mother to take some calls. Which she wouldn’t, of course, even though it was Christmas. So he changed his voice to an old lady’s again, which works out amazingly well since the callers do most of the talking.MoreLess
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