The Bro-Magnet
“Don’t call?
Call?
Don’t call?
Ca – “I can’t believe you’re being such a girl about this,” Sam says.
“Girl?” I say. “What are you talking about?”
“You’re acting like a girl. Call; don’t call. Call; don’t call. Call her. It’s not like it’s a date or something. It’s just a paint job.”
“Right. Just a paint job.”
I pick up the phone, start to punch in the number from the slip of paper, stop.
“Are you just going to stand there?” I say.
“What’s the big deal?”
“I... just feel funny talking on the phone with you standing there like that. It’s like when a guy’s trying to take a pee and some guy comes in and starts using the urinal right next to him. It feels awkward.”
“You’re being ridiculous about this.”MoreLess
Call?
Don’t call?
Ca – “I can’t believe you’re being such a girl about this,” Sam says.
“Girl?” I say. “What are you talking about?”
“You’re acting like a girl. Call; don’t call. Call; don’t call. Call her. It’s not like it’s a date or something. It’s just a paint job.”
“Right. Just a paint job.”
I pick up the phone, start to punch in the number from the slip of paper, stop.
“Are you just going to stand there?” I say.
“What’s the big deal?”
“I... just feel funny talking on the phone with you standing there like that. It’s like when a guy’s trying to take a pee and some guy comes in and starts using the urinal right next to him. It feels awkward.”
“You’re being ridiculous about this.”MoreLess
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